Adam on Eve

One day God is in the Garden of Eden when He happens upon Adam and asks, “Adam, how do you like My garden?”

Adam replies, “Oh, God! It is truly wonderful and amazing. It is so lush, green and beautiful. The smells are overwhelmingly pleasant, and the animals are awesome.”

“Adam, I made it that way so you would like it,” said God.  “And how do you like the woman, Eve, that I made for you as a helpmate?”

“Oh, God! She is more beautiful than the garden! She is so pleasing to look at!”

“Adam, I made her that way so you would like her.”

“And God, she is so helpful. She seems to know what I need the moment I think of it myself.”

“Adam, I made her that way so you would like her.”

“And she is so soft and smooth. She is so nice to touch and hold!”

“Adam, I made her that way so you would like her.”

“But God, she is so stupid!”

“Adam, I made her that way so she would like you!”